9 Missed Calls
When you see 9 missed calls from your wife when you come around the turn, do you A) panic or......
Hear the Ball
We about to fight if I hear your ball land near me without a courtesy “fore!”. Don’t be that guy.......
Go Fuck Yourself
Have you ever actually told the starter to “go fuck yourself” when they tell you it’s cart path only, or......
Wife Her Now
If your girl works all weekend to provide for you so you can play golf, wife her now. And if......
Legendary
Let’s all agree to never forget how Matt Every came in 6th at the Riviera Open after chucking his club......
She Won’t Mind
“She won’t mind.” Famous last words. Gents, do NOT play another round if you want to keep your penis. And......
Think Smarter
Think smarter, not harder. Try this with your girl – we guarantee she’ll stop bothering you about how much you......
Foot Wedge
I use my foot wedge all the time. It’s the most utilized club I own. Also the only club, because......
Cart Path Only
We fail to see how the course being cart path only is our problem. Come on, Marshal, don’t ruin the......