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9 Missed Calls
When you see 9 missed calls from your wife when you come around the turn, do you A) panic or......
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Hear the Ball
We about to fight if I hear your ball land near me without a courtesy “fore!”. Don’t be that guy.......
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Go Fuck Yourself
Have you ever actually told the starter to “go fuck yourself” when they tell you it’s cart path only, or......
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Wife Her Now
If your girl works all weekend to provide for you so you can play golf, wife her now. And if......
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Legendary
Let’s all agree to never forget how Matt Every came in 6th at the Riviera Open after chucking his club......
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She Won’t Mind
“She won’t mind.” Famous last words. Gents, do NOT play another round if you want to keep your penis. And......
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Think Smarter
Think smarter, not harder. Try this with your girl – we guarantee she’ll stop bothering you about how much you......
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Foot Wedge
I use my foot wedge all the time. It’s the most utilized club I own. Also the only club, because......
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Cart Path Only
We fail to see how the course being cart path only is our problem. Come on, Marshal, don’t ruin the......