The Top 10 Reasons Rahm Probably Tested Positive For Covid19

So Rahm had to sit out the Memorial tournament where he had a handsome lead, now he has been forced to withdraw from the Tokyo Olympics due to ANOTHER positive covid test. How could this happen? Is it a conspiracy?

Check out our theories below. Wrong answers only!

Reason #1

Rahm went clubbing with Tiger Woods.  The rumor is Tiger’s leg is feeling better and the two of them hit the clubs in Miami last week.

Reason #2

Rahm went to Vegas with Phil.  We all know they are buddies after Phil felt he had to share the glory of Rahm winning the US Open by hanging out with Rahm’s wife on the range.

Reason #3

He was actually having a romp with a secret lover last month and had to come up with the “I tested positive for Covid” excuse to cover it up.

Reason #4

He voted for Trump. Everyone knows covid is political anyway.

Reason #5

It is all a conspiracy.  Biden did it.  Rahm is not sure how, but it is obviously Biden’s fault.

Reason #6

Rahm and Bryson are secretly having a bromance.  Koepka got jealous and had them infected.

Reason #7

Louis Oosthuizen is still pissed that he lost the US Open, so he got Rahm infected.

Reason#8

Rahm licked Bryson’s balls….  Golf ball that is.  I hope you did not think I meant something else.  Get your mind out of the gutter.

Reason #9

It is Bryson’s King Cobra drivers fault. He said it himself, it sucks.

Reason #10

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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We want to hear your theories! How do you think Rahm was unlucky enough to test positive twice?