The Top 10 Best (& WORST) Dad Jokes About Golf

Top 10 Best (or worst) Dad Jokes
Top 10 Best (or worst) Dad Jokes

Who doesn’t love a good Dad joke? They are corny, obvious, and so ridiculous that sometimes you just can’t help but laugh. We scoured the internet for the top ten BEST (or worst) Dad jokes about golf. Some will make you laugh and some will make you wonder if there are really Dads out there who are cheesy enough to spout some of these off during your round.
Here are some of the BEST/WORST Dad jokes out there…

10. Respect

Two old men are playing golf on the 13th tee as a string of cars passes by for a funeral. The first old man stops, takes off his cap, and bows his head as the cars pass.
“That was a really nice thing you are doing,” the second old man says. “It’s great to see there is still some respect in the world.”
“Well, it’s only right,” the first old man replies. “I was married to her for 30 years.”

9. Coincidence

A fairly new golfer was having a terrible round. He is 24-over par with many of his balls lost in water or rough. Then his caddie coughed as he readied himself over a 24-inch putt on the 10th. The golfer lost it.
“You have got to be the worst caddie in the world!” he yelled.
“I doubt it,” the caddie replied. “That would be too much of a coincidence.”


8.Just Don’t

If you drink, don’t drive. And don’t even putt.


7. Head Down

After a poor round, a golfer walked over to the lake on #18.
He said, “I’ve played so shitty today, I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
His friend quickly responded, “I’m not sure you could keep your head down that long.”


6. Slow Approach

A golfer was playing so poorly that his caddie was getting increasingly frustrated.
On the 12th, his ball was about 180 yards from the green, he asked his caddie, “Do you think I can hit the green with a 4-iron?”
“Eventually,” replied the caddie.

5. Golf Gun

Two Mexican policemen were investigating the murder of Juan Martinez.
‘How was he killed?’ asked one policeman. ‘With a golf gun,’ the other policeman replied.
‘A what gun? What’s a golf gun?’
‘I am not sure, but it sure made a hole in Juan.’

4. Shoot ’em Straight

A young couple is about to get married, the groom tells his bride, “Honey, I’ve got something to confess: I’m a golf nut, and every chance I get, I am thinking about golf and I will always be playing golf!”
“Since we are being honest with each other,” replies the bride, “I should tell you I’m a hooker.”
The groom replies, “That’s okay, sweetie. You just need to keep your head down and your left arm straight when you swing.”


3. Course Conditions

A man on vacation finishes his round of golf. When he is in the clubhouse, the pro says, “How did you find the greens?”
The golfer said, “Easy. I just drove the cart to the end of the fairways and there they were!”

2. Lights Out

How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?


1. Always Prepared

Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of pants when they play golf?
Just in case he gets a hole in one.
What are some corny Dad jokes you’ve heard? Tell us in the comments!